I often have my packages delivered to my parentsÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ house since I live in an apartment, and when my father recently dropped off a delivery I had been eagerly awaiting, I immediately tore it open and pulled out a jersey I would consider a holy grail.
My dad took one look at my new Barry Bonds Ã¢â‚¬Å“Turn Ahead the ClockÃ¢â‚¬Â jersey and said, Ã¢â‚¬Å“Son, thatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s the ugliest jersey IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve ever seen.Ã¢â‚¬Â
I couldnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t quite argue. Beauty is most certainly in the eye of the beholder, and yet even I had to admit this thing was hideous.
Hideous like a fox.